How to Plan the Perfect Pump & Dump
Think being a c**dump is easy? Think again–there’s a lot involved in planning a successful pump and dump. For our first episode, Gabe and Chris talk to legendary load collector Scott Carslake about planning a pump and dump (with the help of Sniffies).
A Note From the Director, Adam Baran
Like most of the men of my generation, I learned about cumdumping when it was popularized by bareback porn studios in the early 00’s. In a time before PrEP, taking multiple loads from anonymous strangers was a high-risk activity. The transgression of seeing people doing exactly what we were being told we must not do fueled the gay fascination with cumdumping and made it a turn on for so many.
Over two decades later, so much has changed. PrEP, Doxycycline, and Sniffies make cumdumping accessible to anyone who wants to try it out, and I wanted to know how the folks who throw pump and dumps handle all the unique stresses that come with it. As our guest Scott Carslake says, “cumdumping isn’t normal sex, It’s more like an endurance sport.” I was intrigued by the notion that Scott, a cumdump pro, had recently grown weary of the world of cumdumping after meeting his 1,000-load goal in 2023. Now he was seeking to form more meaningful and lasting connections with sexual partners he knew, a surprising twist to his story.
To complement Scott’s perspective, I thought it would be fun to do a field piece interviewing iconic porn performer Jonah Wheeler during a cumdump scene in progress. This was an outrageously hot segment to film, both in the horny sense of the word and in the temperature sense. During our shoot, over 30 guys filed in, one by one, to have their turn with Jonah, sometimes shooting multiple loads. If you’ve only listened to this segment on the podcast, I highly recommend you watch the filmed version on SniffiesHUSH. Bring some Kleenex.
I think what I found the most fascinating about both the discussions in this episode, is that, as with everything connected to sexuality, we all have specific things that turn us on about each particular act. Scott’s fetish is for cum—the more the better—while Jonah’s cumdump experience is more about the turn on of each participant leaving a bit of themselves in him. I’m sure there are thousands of cumdumps out there who are all turned on by it in their own unique way. I hope our first episode can help them have better, hotter, and safer cumdump sessions! We all deserve to have as much piggy and wild sex as we want, as long as it’s safe and hot and consensual.As our wonderful host Gabe Gonzalez said in our shows’ first act upon learning of the existence of BestCumdumps.com: “I love us.” Me too.
Follow the hosts:
Gabe Gonzalez
Chris Patterson-Rosso
Guests featured in this episode:
Scott Carslake
Jonah Wheeler
