How to Host a Bukkake

Written by Zachary Zane 

I’ve seen a slew of social media posts about sexual new year resolutions—novel, exciting, and kinky things people want to try in 2023. Most of these posts include sexual activities like threesomes, public sex, attending sex parties, and the like. Now, if you’re a tried and true Boyslut like me, you’ve already done all that stuff—countless times. You need more adventure. 

So I started wondering what would be on my 2023 sexual bucket list. I didn’t have to think about it long because I immediately knew the answer: to host a bukkake. 

There are a few things in the world I love more than sucking dick, and when the guy finishes on my face? Heavenly. That’s my “happy place.” So I can only imagine my joy during a bukake, where multiple men shoot their loads on my face. 

Over the past year, I’ve been doing some reconnaissance, though not on purpose. In addition to getting hot loads shot on my face, I love shooting loads on other guys’ faces—so I’ve attended a few bukkakes through Sniffies. While they have been successful in that the bottom gets all the cum, I also noticed room for improvement. So, if you’re planning on throwing a bukkake in 2023—first off, invite me—but second, consider these factors as you prepare to host a group.

I’ve been to a few bukkakes at hotels where the host only specifies the time and room number. I’ll get there and realize that I need a room key to use the elevator to get up to the correct floor. Or the host will post their address without their apartment number. Or they’ll post their address with their apartment number, but their doorman wants to know the name of the guy you’re going to see. Or they don’t have any doorman, but you have to buzz to get in, and he’s not answering the buzzer because his mouth is on someone’s dick. 

Not helpful, and frankly, inexcusable considering Sniffies has a “Directions/Instructions” section for confirmed attendees where you’re supposed to clarify exactly how to get into the damn building.

Whatever the issues are, figure it out and then specify anything attendees need to do in the directions/instructions tab. 

Maybe you have a very narrow time frame for everyone to cum. (Specify that while writing your description of the event, which is public for everyone to see even before you confirm them!) I feel like part of the joy of a bukake is being in the center of a circle while everyone cums on you. 

I guess what I’m trying to say is: Think ahead so that guys can easily attend your bukkake and you get what you want (i.e. all the cum on your face at once). 

Are people allowed to fuck? Are only you allowed to suck dick? Maybe other guys are allowed also to suck dick, but only you get cum on your face. Whatever you decide is totally fine; it just needs to be clear. Otherwise, you’ll be annoyed when another cum-hungry bottom starts stealing your loads. 

I like gagging on dick. I mean, deepthroat, messy head, spit everywhere, hold-my-head-down-make-me-struggle-don’t-let-me-breathe, kinda head. So, I don’t just want a bukake, I also want a blowbang that ends in a bukkake. I want to suck all the dick and then be rewarded with all the loads on my face. I want one guy pushing my head down onto the other guy’s cock. If you want it that rough, make it clear. 

If you’re more of a sit-back-and-relax-while-I-do-my-thing kinda head-giver, then make that clear. If you want a strict bukkake, and like watching guys jerk off inches from your face before shooting on you, make that clear. There is no wrong answer! This whole experience is about you, your pleasure, and getting what you want. The guys are opting to join your fantasy, so have no shame in stating your desires explicitly.

You can never have too many towels at a bukkake. After a guy cums, he’ll want to wipe off the spit around his dick. You don’t want every guy to have to shower before he heads back to work because that’s what’s likely happening if you’re hosting a lunchtime bukkake on a Wednesday afternoon. It’s a “Cum and Go” situation as opposed to an evening bukkake, where—I’m not saying the attendees are sipping on martinis as they languidly stroke their cocks—but they may take their time before finishing.

If you don’t have a large space, you may want men to get the fuck out of your place the moment they cum. (Even if you have a huge space, you may want that.) So make it clear that they have to leave after they cum. (FYI: Setting the duration to “Cum and Go” makes it pretty damn clear and discourages any stragglers.) 

If you want all the cum in 2023, you need to be a planner. You need to be clear about what you want. And you need to make it as easy as possible for guys to attend, shoot their load, and get the hell out. Luckily, you don’t have to go out and find boys. With Sniffies “host a group” feature, all the horny men will cum to you.