Boomer Banks is a gloryhole expert. Don’t take our word it—take a scroll through his archive of cruising videos on X, and you’ll see plenty of video evidence. But using a gloryhole, as Boomer knows well, is an art. Like many cruising scenarios, there are a few ground rules to know before you get on your knees.
But don’t worry, Boomer is happy to take you under his wing and share his gloryhole wisdom. Whether you’re visiting an established setup, or stopping by a homemade rig, Boomer is here to share his expertise.
We caught up with the gloryhole guru to chat etiquette, best practices, and gloryhole red flags.
When’s the last time you visited a gloryhole?
[laughs] Yesterday.
The thrill of gloryholes is about the anonymity, but it’s also about the risk. How can you make sure you’re discreet and safe?
Nowadays, gloryholes are actually mostly in safe spaces. They used to be much more public, but now there aren’t many random gloryholes anywhere. They’re mostly in video stores, or places that are designed to have them. Or they’re ready-made gloryholes you can set up at your house.
What’s an unwritten rule about gloryholes you wish more people knew?
Read the room. I wish people were more perceptive of others’ energy. I can tell when someone’s not into me—and I let it go. But that’s not a skill everyone has.
What else should newcomers know about gloryholes?
Fresh breath is amazing—because you’re using your mouth. I'm not gonna go suck a dick in a bathroom when I’ve just had a pasta dinner with a lot of garlic. Just be aware of your body.
To get into the practicalities: Should you expect him to finish every time?
A lot of guys are actually waiting for the next guy, so they don’t want to cum right away. But what’s really weird to me—and I want to understand it—is why, when I get you to that point you're going to cum, you pull away and cum on the floor. I did all the work! Why is the floor getting the cum?
Finishing in your mouth is the least they could do, really. What’s one thing you should definitely avoid doing at a gloryhole?
After we finish, some guys will be like, “Wow, that was awesome,” and then they'll wait for you and try to talk to you. I'm like, “I'm just trying to fucking suck dick bro.” I'm very like—you can always approach me and I will say hi and I'll talk. The only thing that I ever say is leave me alone if I'm eating. If I'm eating dick, it's the same thing. Don't try and talk to people at a glory. No one's there to talk.
What’s your record at a gloryhole or an understall situation?
I haven't spent more than 45 minutes to an hour at a space. Once, I got like, three loads under stall, and then all these guys started playing—and I was like, this is how we get caught, but of course, I engaged—and I got three more loads.
A very respectable record. If you could tell every gloryhole user in the world one thing, what would it be?
Everybody should be kind to each other in those spaces. I've seen trans and non-binary people show up to those places, and guys just be very nasty to them. That is disgusting. Those spaces are for all of us. And I've actually seen trans women pull in more trade than me in situations like that—and kudos to them.
