Words by Bobby Box
You ever wake up in the morning and have the unexpected but distinct urge to get pissed on? Well, Cruiser, you’re not alone. In 2009, a study found 16.3% of gay and bisexual men reported engaging in watersports—a kink or fetish involving urine for sexual pleasure.
When you hear about piss play, you probably think of golden showers—peeing on someone else or getting peed on in a sexual context—but the wide world of watersports is so much more. There are tons of other ways to play, like watching someone wet themselves, urinating inside of a partner, or drinking someone’s piss.
The appeal is a mix of many things. For some, it’s sensory. Like bath water, urine is warm, and the sensation of it on the skin can be comforting, arousing, or even soothing for some people. For others, it’s an erotic taboo. As bodily excretion, many assume it’s unsanitary—and that can turn us TF on.
Some may also find it deeply intimate. Both partners trust that there won’t be judgement and rejection, which can deepen intimacy and connection.
For most people I chatted with, however, the power dynamics are the biggest draw. “I love knowing they have part of me inside them,” says Alex, a dominant watersports enthusiast. “And that they’re willing to do it wherever and whenever I want.” While he enjoys an eager mouth, he says urinating inside someone is an entirely different experience. “They can actually feel themselves being filled up, and it drives them wild.”
Billy, a submissive watersports fan, says it’s about pure surrender. “I love being used as a urinal,” he confesses. “It makes me feel super submissive; like I exist purely for their pleasure.”
GETTING STARTED WITH WATERSPORTS.
Get consent. Always start with an open (and honest) conversation with your partner. If they’re into it—great! If not, respect that boundary. No one wants to be pissed on as a surprise. It’s easy to find someone who’s into watersports, especially on the Sniffies map. Check Cruisers’ preferences in their profile, look for splash emojis “💦” (a telling sign for piss mongers), or, if all else fails, flat out ask.
Pick the right spot. To keep things mess-free, stick to a shower, bathtub, or even an outdoor space (but be safe and out of view). If you’re feeling extra prepared, use an inflatable kiddie pool, bed pads, or vinyl sheets.
Ease into it. If going full stream feels like too much at first, start slow. Try peeing on feet or legs before moving up. Or, turn on the shower while experimenting so it washes away instantly.
CATER TO YOUR TASTES.
After speaking with a number of watersports lovers, most agreed diet plays a vital role in how offensive urine can be to the senses. So no matter where you are in that preference, you can personally cater to your pissy patron like a world-class mixologist.
Here’s what many piss lovers found can affect the taste and smell of your pee:
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Drink more water: This dilutes the waste in urine, making it taste milder and less concentrated.
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Coconut water: Natural electrolytes help balance pH and can add a slightly sweet taste.
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Herbal teas: Mild flavors like chamomile or peppermint can subtly affect urine taste.
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Pineapple: Apparently the holy grail of bodily fluids.
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Citrus fruits: Reportedly adds a fresh, tangy sweetness.
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Cinnamon: Can give urine a warmer, spiced note.
If you prefer a stronger urine, consider adding the following to your diet.
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Asparagus: contains asparagusic acid, which breaks down into sulfuric compounds—that means strong astringent piss.
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Coffee: Can make urine taste bitter and acidic.
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Garlic & Onions: High in sulfur compounds that can affect taste and smell.
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Spicy Foods: Strong seasonings can linger in bodily fluids.
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Alcohol: Can dehydrate you and concentrate waste in urine, making it taste and smell strong and sometimes unpleasant
TRY DIFFERENT THINGS.
If golden showers turn you on, and you want to explore more, there are plenty of ways to play. Others take it to the tub, soaking in a golden bath. For those who like temperature play, freezing urine into ice cubes and running them over a partner’s body can be a unique sensation.
Some enjoy mixing urine with other drinks (yes, watersports mimosas exist). There are even detailed guides to mixing these drinks––putting the “cock” in cocktail.
