If you’re not catching print every day on these streets—what exactly are you doing?
For the uninitiated, the phrase “catching print” was coined by dating coach Anwar White in a TikTok video in early March that has since racked up nearly 13 million views. Catching print means exactly what you think it means: sizing up a guy’s bulge or dick print to get a sense of how big his dick actually is. White’s method can supposedly help you avoid a very specific, but familiar, unwanted surprise in the bedroom.
If you’re a dedicated Cruiser, it’s likely that you’ve been catching print for a while—staring at guys’ bulges on the street and picturing what their cocks might look like—without even knowing it.
When you catch print, White says, you can break every guy down into one of three categories. An A bulge is the smallest, and it’s where the dick stops halfway down the balls. A B Bulge is where the dick hangs to the bottom of the balls. He skips C, and goes right to the D Bulge, which is where the dick is longer than the balls.
White then moves on to examples, to illustrate the point. A guy with little to no visible bulge, he contends, has the biggest dick—the dick covers the balls to make a flat line. That’s called a D-Bulge, and means the guy has the biggest dick. A bulge with a high apex is an A-bulge; one in which the dick sits on top of the balls creating a higher peak to the bulge itself—a smaller dick. A B-bulge sits somewhere between the two.
The comments are filled with mostly women gratefully offering their praise for White’s method.
Cruisey glances accompanied by some mental math are wonderful—particularly if they eventually lead to a meet up. But, with the utmost respect, there are aspects to White’s method of catching print that are less-than-scientific.
For one, we’ve discounted growers versus showers, here. A grower might have a package that reads as an A bulge, but in reality could be packing some extra inches. The type of underwear he’s wearing can also define the shape of his bulge. Tight underwear might press his dick and balls down, creating what looks like a flatter bulge. I mean, let’s be honest—the size of his balls could change everything!
Temperature, positioning, the material of his pants, and if he’s tucked in his shirt—these can all have a massive effect on the way a bulge manifests in the world! Not to be pedantic, but we must be rigorous in our bulge examinations!
Just because catching print isn’t error-proof, doesn’t mean it’s not worth a try. But ultimately, if you want to find out how big someone’s dick is, you’re going to have to do it the old fashioned way: Give him some cruisey eyes as you pass each other, and then, the next chance you have, pull out the Sniffies map and scroll around looking for him. When you find him, if he for some reason hasn’t shared a cock picture on his profile, politely ask for one—and offer one of yours, to be courteous, of course. Whatever happens next—that’s up to you.